|"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."- Ferris Bueller|
|Douche:||you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick|
|Nice girl:||excuse me?|
|Douche:||yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*|
|Nice girl:||isn't that a label they put on small objects?|
"How about I take you out to dinner?" Harry asked.
Part of me wanted to say yes, but the rational part of my brain was...